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[one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]
Bosley : What do you call this?
Dylan : Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley : That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.
Alex : They're not Chinese, they're not fighting, they're blueberry!

Chad : Starfish, I would just like to say that I'm honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think you're very pretty and... [sees girls getting scuba gear on] Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again Starfish? Was it the Chad?
Dylan : No the Chad was great.
Chad : The Chad was great.

Chad : The Chad... is stuck.

Chad : Is it the eggs?
Dylan : It's not the eggs.
Chad : Is it the boat?
Dylan : No, it's not the boat, I have to go though.
Chad : Is it the Chad?
Dylan : It might be the Chad.
Chad : The Chad... It's the Chad!
[Chad falls into the water]

Roger Corwin : You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.
Alex : Thanks for the offer but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.

Vivian Wood : Never send a man to do a woman's job.

Natalie : They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.

Natalie : [to UPS guy] I signed that release waiver, so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.

Chad : Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?

[a film version of "T.J. Hooker" (1982) is playing]
Mr. Jones : [sighs] Another movie from an old TV show.

[ordering at the drive through]
Dylan : I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?


2005 Angels & Villains